The Television Confuses Me
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heyfishie:

Oh my god

heyfishie:

Oh my god

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 90,382 notes
22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 856 notes
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sartorialcannibal:

Listen to my goofy-ass fucking voice!

TUMBLR ACCENT CHALLENGE!!!

  • Your name and username.
  • Where you’re from.
  • Pronounce the following words: Aunt, Roof, Route, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Tumblr, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Envelope, GPOY.
  • What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
  • What is a bubbly carbonated drink called?
  • What do you call gym shoes?
  • What do you call your grandparents?
  • What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
  • What is the thing you change the TV channel with?
  • Choose a book and read a passage from it.
  • Do you think you have an accent?
  • Be a wizard or a vampire?
  • Do you know anyone on Tumblr in real life?
  • End audio post by saying any THREE words you want.
22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 11 notes

velderia:

catharticcruella:

sxizzor:

notanotaku101:

Guys please get this out there. I don’t know if anyone’s posted about this yet, but DO NOT try and make those diy crystals!

correction: it’s not mustard gas, it’s chlorine gas. which is still incredibly dangerous and you should still avoid doing this.

I do not understand people.

Is it just me or has 4chan gotten unnecessarily aggressive and lethal as of recent? Before it was just dumb hacks and pranks and now they want to kill people? Wtf?

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 63,771 notes

bundere:

What’s that on your hand????? *holds it* itS ME

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 73,345 notes

the-danger-of-starting-a-fire:

when youre going through a con tag and you find yourself

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22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 2,753 notes

sartorialcannibal:

the-winnowing-wind:

solamentenic:

Hannibal - 1.07 Sorbet (or as I like to call it ‘The episode where Will falls in love with Hannibal and Hannibal knows it’)

GOD I CAN;T LOOK AT THEM

LOOKK AT HIM LOOKING AT HIM I SWEAR TO GOD

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 945 notes
soft-petal:

I come here so much I made my own path

soft-petal:

I come here so much I made my own path

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 123 notes

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

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do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 839,708 notes

ask-gallows-callibrator:

When I derped around as Karkat for a while. And yes, I tried to make him smile. It’s hard to make him smile and it now be awkward af. Oh well. (Note for the last two : one is edited and one isn’t. Thats why 2 of same pic.)

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 203 notes

poodlepunk:

  • boyfri(end)
  • girlfri(end)
  • best fri(end)
  • fri(end)
  • dogs

everything has an end except for dogs

dogs are forever

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 183 notes

devilwithablackdresson:

i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously

you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people

if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 184,301 notes

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 283,474 notes

the-minecraft-funnies:

pancakemilkshake:

This is my creation: the glass shovel. It can’t dig if you try it immediately breaks.

???? ??? ?

22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 4,768 notes
22 hours ago on July 8th, 2014 | J | 80,007 notes