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5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 126,220 notes

durinian:

Some day Robert Downey Jr. is gonna win an Oscar and he’s gonna be like “I don’t like to be handed things”

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5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 53,205 notes

voidprinxe:

stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 72,695 notes

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 276,774 notes

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 183,069 notes

princeowl:

ok but before u unfollow me we gotta do a duet of ‘gotta go my own way’ sorry i dont make the rules 

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 237,164 notes

jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 177,926 notes

bemusedlybespectacled:

# I HAVE ALWAYS ADORED THE NEVERLAND JUSTICE SYSTEM

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 87,599 notes

combatskirt:

immersion: fruit ninja

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 474 notes

oessa:

+39° 56’ 29.23”, +18° 23’ 55.56”

oessa:

+39° 56’ 29.23”, +18° 23’ 55.56”
5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 10,480 notes

trouble-follows:

good advertising

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 90,681 notes

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 353,059 notes
5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 441,682 notes
trolliweirdlyawesome:

Bad Fall Fashions. 

trolliweirdlyawesome:



Bad Fall Fashions. 

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 79,299 notes

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

5 days ago on April 18th, 2014 | J | 76,432 notes