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bunrobot:

"where do you get so many pictures of dinosaurs skateboarding"image

20 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 58,368 notes
20 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 69,265 notes
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majorajackson:

viledeer:

uncomfortablestuck in which the dancestors are banned from makeup, body mods, scary clothes and having tattoos

this just in, kurloz is actually a huge nerd

20 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 12,663 notes
micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex


Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

21 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 7,502 notes
21 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 363 notes
hannimania:

HAHA he’s doing the Mads face
you fuckin know the one I’m talking bout.

hannimania:

HAHA he’s doing the Mads face

you fuckin know the one I’m talking bout.

21 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 134 notes

raidensexual:

Hey guys.

I need your help. My parents have decided to no longer feed me. They think this will motivate me to get a job, but obviously that won’t make someone hire me. I’ve been job hunting non stop for a year now and i’ve only had two interviews so far, so it’s not like i’m…

21 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 6,543 notes

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

21 hours ago on July 23rd, 2014 | J | 171,531 notes
derangedkai:

Glad I don’t have a little brother… Yeesh!

derangedkai:

Glad I don’t have a little brother… Yeesh!

21 hours ago on July 22nd, 2014 | J | 29 notes

the-average-gatsby:

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 247,557 notes
2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 121,449 notes

thrustingbutts:

skincarvedheart:

that-horny-mofo:

Remember when Kim Possible was on Lilo and Stitch?

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Or How about when The Proud Family decided to visit?

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Or when those fucking kids from Recess came over to Hawaii

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Lilo was a popular little bitch.

the conflicting art styles are making me uncomfortable…

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 236,659 notes
beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 60,715 notes

telapathetic:

i just wanna know what my house smells like to other people

2 days ago on July 21st, 2014 | J | 224,736 notes